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Universal Credit

Posted by Keith-264 <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Keith-264' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 30, 2023, 11:24 am

Got my forecast for the first payment next week, £0.00! Tight bastards. Still mustn't grumble, I finish inducting tonight then I'm a fully-fledged shop assistant. Its barely half of what I was on but no more 12-hour shifts.

Clio the cat, ? July 1997 - 1 May 2016
Kira the cat, ? ? 2010 - 3 August 2018
Jasper the Ruffian cat ? ? ? - 4 November 2021

Re: Universal Credit

Posted by Ian M <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ian+M' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 30, 2023, 11:44 pm, in reply to "Universal Credit"

Did they find out about all the money under your mattress??

Too bad, hope the job goes well though.
I

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Re: Universal Credit

Posted by Keith-264 <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Keith-264' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 30, 2023, 11:58 pm, in reply to "Re: Universal Credit"

The ransom notes gave the game away....

Clio the cat, ? July 1997 - 1 May 2016
Kira the cat, ? ? 2010 - 3 August 2018
Jasper the Ruffian cat ? ? ? - 4 November 2021

Re: Universal Credit

Posted by Ed <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 30, 2023, 11:59 pm, in reply to "Re: Universal Credit"

Do you want to be cancelled, Ian?
Everyone knows these days it is "Mattriss" or "Mattrass".

Re: Universal Credit

Posted by Ian M <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ian+M' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 1, 2023, 10:20 am, in reply to "Re: Universal Credit"

That's not what Sonia told me...

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Shut it Ian, you ginger bollox! (nm)

Posted by Ed <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 1, 2023, 12:06 pm, in reply to "Re: Universal Credit"

"Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!"....nm

Posted by Keith-264 <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Keith-264' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 1, 2023, 12:31 pm, in reply to "Shut it Ian, you ginger bollox! (nm) "

Clio the cat, ? July 1997 - 1 May 2016
Kira the cat, ? ? 2010 - 3 August 2018
Jasper the Ruffian cat ? ? ? - 4 November 2021

lol - I feel so accepted :D (nm)

Posted by Ian M <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ian+M' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 1, 2023, 6:16 pm, in reply to "Shut it Ian, you ginger bollox! (nm) "

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Don't let your tail pop out!....nm

Posted by Keith-264 <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Keith-264' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 1, 2023, 7:15 pm, in reply to "lol - I feel so accepted :D (nm)"

Clio the cat, ? July 1997 - 1 May 2016
Kira the cat, ? ? 2010 - 3 August 2018
Jasper the Ruffian cat ? ? ? - 4 November 2021

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