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Tories will allow bras on trans women, says Kemi Badenoch

Posted by scrabb <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=scrabb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 3, 2024, 5:11 pm

This headline stopped me in my tracks. Then I realised it said, "bars" and not "bras". The penalty of old age.

I'll vote for that. A victory for common sense nm

Posted by marknadim <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=marknadim' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 3, 2024, 8:27 pm, in reply to "Tories will allow bras on trans women, says Kemi Badenoch"

Re: Tories will allow bras on trans women, says Kemi Badenoch

Posted by Mark Doran <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Mark+Doran+66' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 3, 2024, 9:14 pm, in reply to "Tories will allow bras on trans women, says Kemi Badenoch"

You won't believe this, I know; but a few years ago I walked or drove past an advert for something to do with a J K Rowling product called 'Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them', and I swear to God that I read it as 'Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them'...

I'll get me coat...

Mark D.

Have you tried Specsavers?

Posted by t <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=TomskiD' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 3, 2024, 9:53 pm, in reply to "Tories will allow bras on trans women, says Kemi Badenoch"

Re: Have you tried Specsavers?...I thought that said Sexsavers there for a few moments! (nm)

Posted by Ed <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 3, 2024, 10:59 pm, in reply to "Have you tried Specsavers?"

OK, each to it's own. Something clearly needs an adjustment nm

Posted by t <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=TomskiD' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 3, 2024, 11:11 pm, in reply to "Re: Have you tried Specsavers?...I thought that said Sexsavers there for a few moments! (nm)"

Shut it Steven, you gender binary! (nm)

Posted by Ian M <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ian+M' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 3, 2024, 11:17 pm, in reply to "Re: Have you tried Specsavers?...I thought that said Sexsavers there for a few moments! (nm)"

Tell your story; Ask a question; Interpret generously
http://storybythethroat.wordpress.com/tell-ask-listen/

Whaat, trans is gender binary, please do elaborate, ta.

Posted by t <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=TomskiD' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 4, 2024, 12:20 am, in reply to "Shut it Steven, you gender binary! (nm)"

Attempted wise crack directed at Ed, I'll get me coat... (nm)

Posted by Ian M <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ian+M' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 4, 2024, 1:33 pm, in reply to "Whaat, trans is gender binary, please do elaborate, ta. "

Tell your story; Ask a question; Interpret generously
http://storybythethroat.wordpress.com/tell-ask-listen/

"Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!"....nm

Posted by Keith-264 <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Keith-264' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 4, 2024, 2:10 pm, in reply to "Attempted wise crack directed at Ed, I'll get me coat... (nm)"

The last working-class hero in England.

Clio the cat, ? July 1997 - 1 May 2016
Kira the cat, ? ? 2010 - 3 August 2018
Jasper the Ruffian cat ? ? ? - 4 November 2021

I was in Specsavers and did the "Is this the cheese shop?". The girl serving said in the driest

most devoid-of-any-life voice I've ever heard said, staring into the middle distance, "You know, no one's ever said that before."

It was a shit gag and I deserved it.

Re: I was in Specsavers and did the "Is this the cheese shop?". The girl serving said in the driest

Posted by Ed <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 3, 2024, 11:22 pm, in reply to "I was in Specsavers and did the "Is this the cheese shop?". The girl serving said in the driest "

At least you didn't say "Is this the bra shop?"

Re: I was in Specsavers and did the "Is this the cheese shop?". The girl serving said in the driest

Posted by t <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=TomskiD' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 3, 2024, 11:44 pm, in reply to "Re: I was in Specsavers and did the "Is this the cheese shop?". The girl serving said in the driest "

Surely that would be a step too far:

Is this the bra shop

Concocted by someone on the Internet. In other words, according to the PTB .. my take. How I miss Monty Python

This is a local bra shop for local people, there's nothing for you here! (nm)

Posted by Ed <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 4, 2024, 9:16 am, in reply to "Re: I was in Specsavers and did the "Is this the cheese shop?". The girl serving said in the driest "

You Brunch of Preverts...nm

Posted by Ken Waldron <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ken+Waldron' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 4, 2024, 10:45 am, in reply to "Tories will allow bras on trans women, says Kemi Badenoch"

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