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Top cop claims to have fought in The Falklands War. Turns out he was 15 at the time.

Posted by Der <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Der' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 21, 2024, 6:16 pm

Even gave himself a medal.

And yet every single judge and every single magistrate will still believe every single word cops say in court.

And people talk about the lunatic fringe!

I myself fought in the battle of Waterloo. I carelessly lost the medal, though. So, you'll just have to believe me. Speaking as a man of honour. Ya know.

Pah!

Posted by Keith-264 <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Keith-264' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 21, 2024, 7:15 pm, in reply to "Top cop claims to have fought in The Falklands War. Turns out he was 15 at the time."

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain...

The last working-class hero in England.

Clio the cat, ? July 1997 - 1 May 2016
Kira the cat, ? ? 2010 - 3 August 2018
Jasper the Ruffian cat ? ? ? - 4 November 2021

Re: Pah!...shut it Steven, you Batty bollox!

Posted by Ed <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 21, 2024, 8:20 pm, in reply to "Pah!"

Took the words right out of my mouth!

Posted by Der <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Der' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 21, 2024, 9:09 pm, in reply to "Re: Pah!...shut it Steven, you Batty bollox!"

"Sonia from Eastenders! Sonia from Eastenders!"....nm

Posted by Keith-264 <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Keith-264' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 21, 2024, 10:15 pm, in reply to "Re: Pah!...shut it Steven, you Batty bollox!"

The last working-class hero in England.

Clio the cat, ? July 1997 - 1 May 2016
Kira the cat, ? ? 2010 - 3 August 2018
Jasper the Ruffian cat ? ? ? - 4 November 2021

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