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Ey up...

Posted by Morrissey <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Morrissey' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 16, 2025, 7:58 am

1.) "Let's face it Betty, when it comes to bar staff, Jack Duckworth is hardly the crème de la crème, is he." --- Hilda Ogden

2.) "Rita, would you please RESTRAIN your strange sense of humour and stop telling people that I drink eight gins." --- Mavis Reilly

3.) Vera unexpectedly enters the Rover's:
JACK: [drinking an ale] Ay up, here's me minder.
VERA: I thought you were 'ere to work, not to prop t' bar up.
JACK: I've been slaving away all morning. The grateful management has decided to reward me with a free pint.

4.) CHARLIE: I'm in court on an assault charge tomorrow. I wondered if you'd like to be a character witness.
DEIRDRE: I'll be witness to the fact you're a violent, dangerous thug.

https://x.com/LMAsaysno/status/1834316069118640396

"But Brian! What about Gail and 't' baby?"....nm

Posted by Keith-264 <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Keith-264' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 16, 2025, 10:18 am, in reply to "Ey up..."

The last working-class hero in England.
Clio the cat, ? July 1997 - 1 May 2016
Kira the cat, ? ? 2010 - 3 August 2018
Jasper the Ruffian cat ??? - 4 November 2021
Georgina the cat ???-4 December 2025

Ey up...what's all this about, Ashley? I say, what's all this about? (nm),

Posted by Ed <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 16, 2025, 1:23 pm, in reply to "Ey up..."

"I won't dignify the attacker's words by repeating them, they are horrific and vile."

Rita???!!! She's all fur coat and no knickers -- Eno Sharples

Posted by scrabb <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=scrabb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 16, 2025, 1:41 pm, in reply to "Ey up...what's all this about, Ashley? I say, what's all this about? (nm), "

Re: Rita???!!! She's all fur coat and no knickers -- ENA Sharples

Posted by scrabb <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=scrabb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 16, 2025, 1:42 pm, in reply to "Rita???!!! She's all fur coat and no knickers -- Eno Sharples"

I liked Eno! (nm)

Posted by Ed <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 16, 2025, 6:26 pm, in reply to "Re: Rita???!!! She's all fur coat and no knickers -- ENA Sharples"

"I won't dignify the attacker's words by repeating them, they are horrific and vile."

My favourite : )

Posted by t <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=TomskiD' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 16, 2025, 7:26 pm, in reply to "I liked Eno! (nm)"

He also participated in producing this ..

Posted by t <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=TomskiD' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 16, 2025, 9:05 pm, in reply to "My favourite : )"

He's also the subject of one of HMHB's greatest lines

Posted by RaskolnikovX <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Raskolnikov' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 17, 2025, 3:54 pm, in reply to "He also participated in producing this .."

I know Bono and he knows Ono, she knows Eno's phone goes thus

Brian's not home, he's at the North Pole but if you'd like to leave a ....weird noise.......

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Half Man Half Biscuit piss taking aside, his Talking Heads albums are insanely well produced.

The corporate media are complicit in the Gaza genocide.
Never forget what they did. Never forgive them for it.

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