As the Maduro thing fizzled out and the Epstein thing didn’t, President Trump desperately needed an excuse to bomb Iran, and right on cue, those brave Iranians spontaneously started rioting. It was the best coincidence because it gave us the excuse to liberate their oil and their hot women.
It truly has been a liberating past few days. I can’t tell you how much fun I’ve had lecturing privileged human rights supporters. “Oh, you don’t want a regime change war? What are you? A fucking Ayatollah supporter?”
The telecommunications blackout has given us the perfect chance to lie to our heart’s content. I’m now in a competition with Bari Weiss to see who can inflate the casualty figure highest. I’ve reached seventy-twelve trillion and ninety-five and I’m winning because Bari can’t count that high. This is what makes me the world’s best propagandist.
Obviously, I don’t want to hog all of the propagandising though. This is a time for everyone to join in—and everyone who wants an excuse to bomb Iran is doing exactly that. The people who didn’t give a fuck about Gaza finally have an excuse to have a go at others. “You lot are morally inconsistent!” they yell.
“You were opposed to bombing Palestinians and now you’re opposed to bombing Iranians? Clearly, you don’t give a fuck about women!” cries every incel who wants to nab one of those hot Iranian chicks who smoke cigarettes on TikTok. No one tell them those women are not actually Iranian…
The spontaneous riots have given every ICE supporter a chance to rebrand as a noble defender of women’s rights, only those riots weren’t as spontaneous as we thought.
Israel’s Channel 14 has confirmed that Mossad agents were handing out weapons to their Iranian recruits. Even better, they bragged of being in the field alongside them. “They are the reason for the hundreds of regime personnel killed,” explained Channel 14’s Tamir Morag.
I’m guessing they were also behind the bombings of those mosques which goaded the Iranians into enough of a response that even Guardian readers felt the need to condemn it. This has muddied the waters enough for the US and Israel to launch an attack, which we are told is now imminent. Nothing short of the Iranians obtaining the Epstein files can stop it now.
The liberators of Gaza have all the excuse they need for another war of liberation. As you can imagine, the small percentage of women in Iran who identify with western feminists are fucking thrilled. They tore off their non-mandatory hijabs and ran into the streets, waiting to be saved by American bombs. "Hopefully, Iran can become the next Gaza!" they cried, clutching pictures of Donald Trump against their heaving chests.
One woman took advantage of the morality police being dead by stripping naked, revealing the word “Trump” scrawled across her bare breasts. “Those Epstein islanders don’t know how lucky they are,” she sighed.
When Trump saw footage of her, he specifically asked if the bombs “could spare that one”, but sadly, his female stealth bomber pilot couldn’t make any promises. “Even a girl boss like me can’t decide who those bombs do and don’t kill,” she explained.
Oh well, at least her scattered body parts will be liberated from the Ayatollah. Those women are about to be so liberated that there won’t be anything left of their city. Their remains will probably never be found, but western feminists assure me that still counts as an improvement. I love wars of liberation, don’t you?The last working-class hero in England. Clio the cat, ? July 1997 - 1 May 2016 Kira the cat, ? ? 2010 - 3 August 2018 Jasper the Ruffian cat ??? - 4 November 2021 Georgina the cat ???-4 December 2025
Lolz. She's not wrong about Bari "what's a toady" Weiss
I’m now in a competition with Bari Weiss to see who can inflate the casualty figure highest. I’ve reached seventy-twelve trillion and ninety-five and I’m winning because Bari can’t count that high.
I can't wait to see how they try to spin it when they have to bring in people over her who actually know what they are doing to save ZBS from this stupid zionist shit clown.The corporate media are complicit in the Gaza genocide. Never forget what they did. Never forgive them for it.
nmThe last working-class hero in England. Clio the cat, ? July 1997 - 1 May 2016 Kira the cat, ? ? 2010 - 3 August 2018 Jasper the Ruffian cat ??? - 4 November 2021 Georgina the cat ???-4 December 2025
Re: Bubby riot?: Interesting ..
Posted by t on January 15, 2026, 8:57 pm, in reply to "Bubby riot?....nm"
My ai tells me:
"Bubby" is a term of endearment meaning baby, little one, or buddy, often used affectionately for children or loved ones, stemming from Yiddish for grandmother (Bubbe) and Bubba (brother/pal), while also sometimes referring to a breast in older slang
Moving away from Yiddish now ..
I thought it would be 'booby', but ultimately ended with (from my perspective and quite rightly) booby birds. You find them everywhere on the African seas coasts. I like them ..:
...because of course she is. Still can't get over how braindead she is, or has become on geopolitical matters, how propaganda works, the concept of worthy vs unworthy victims, and the basic moral imperative of opposing imperialism and colonial warfare. What an utter disappointment...
Lierre Keith @lierrekeith Jan 13 All solidarity to the people of Iran!
[re-tweets at the top of her feed]
Elica Le Bon الیکا ل بن @elicalebon Jan 13 Urgent: how to help save a young protester’s life. I cannot believe how many years we’ve had to recycle this dystopian practice. God, when will it end? #ErfanSoltani
Lierre Keith @lierrekeith Jan 13 Sara Ghorbani telling it like it is. @d_white_rabbit youtu.be/shorts/IrF8SkUAj… The Regime and the Religion Day 16 of the uprising in Iran and day 4 of the #DigitalBlackout. Based on the latest reports, at least 3,500 people are murdered by the Islamic Regime in th...
Lierre Keith @lierrekeith Jan 13 Join us February 1, everywhere! nohijabday.com/
Masih Alinejad 🏳️ @AlinejadMasih Jan 12 Message from inside Iran: Please help us. The situation here is horrific. It is a full scale war. The regime’s forces show no mercy. They shoot protesters in the head and heart and even finish off those already wounded on the streets. In hospitals the wounded are being kidnapped and killed. Masih please tell the world we need help 💔 #IranRevolution2026 #Iran
A history of The Islamic Regime of Iran in 15 Minutes! youtu.be/watch?v=kg1lmR89… The Islamic Regime of Iran in 15 Minutes This is an excerpt from an episode I did on @YasmineMohammedxx Podcast right after the 12-day was between Israel and the Islamic Regime of Iran. Tell your story; Ask a question; Interpret generously http://storybythethroat.wordpress.com/tell-ask-listen/
Re: Lierre Keith fully on board: Who are these people? It defies imagination.
I couldn't detect "sovereignty" issue anywhere in this communique. Personally I don't give a sh*t if Iranians decide to fight back. Seems logical they should do so. We wait, as usual.
on January 15, 2026, 1:38 pm
