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Presumably they ran out of Novichok.

Posted by ceemac666 <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=ceemac666' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 14, 2026, 1:41 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyk4lz4e3eo

What a fairy story .. dart frog toxin (eyes roll) nm

Posted by t <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=TomskiD' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 14, 2026, 5:21 pm, in reply to "Presumably they ran out of Novichok."

Nurse! Yvette Cooper's been licking the toads again. (nm)

Posted by sashimi <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=sashimi' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 14, 2026, 7:34 pm, in reply to "What a fairy story .. dart frog toxin (eyes roll) nm"

Rivit rivit....nm

Posted by Keith-264 <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Keith-264' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 14, 2026, 8:15 pm, in reply to "Nurse! Yvette Cooper's been licking the toads again. (nm)"

The last working-class hero in England.
Clio the cat, ? July 1997 - 1 May 2016
Kira the cat, ? ? 2010 - 3 August 2018
Jasper the Ruffian cat ??? - 4 November 2021
Georgina the cat ???-4 December 2025

She should be Kermitted (nm)

MoA: Poison Dart Frogs Killer

Posted by t <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=TomskiD' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 14, 2026, 7:39 pm, in reply to "What a fairy story .. dart frog toxin (eyes roll) nm"

https://www.moonofalabama.org/2026/02/poison-dart-frogs-killer.html#comments

Believe Us Media is spreading another Skripal affair like story to again tell its audience to hate Russia (archived):

Aleksei A. Navalny, the Russian opposition leader who died in prison two years ago, was most likely poisoned by a toxin found in a South American frog, the Foreign Ministries of Britain, France, Germany, Sweden and the Netherlands said on Saturday in a joint statement.

Samples taken from Mr. Navalny’s body showed the presence of a toxic substance, epibatidine, the statement said.

“Epibatidine is a toxin found in poison dart frogs in South America. It is not found naturally in Russia,” the statement said.

Well informed sources contacted Moon of Alabama to provide it with an exclusive picture of the FSB killer suspected of committing the crime.

Russkies are so primitive: they should've used puffer fish toxin

Posted by t <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=TomskiD' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 14, 2026, 8:03 pm, in reply to "What a fairy story .. dart frog toxin (eyes roll) nm"

Puffer fish toxin, primarily tetrodotoxin (TTX), is a potent neurotoxin that is up to 1,200 times more lethal than cyanide. It acts as a sodium channel blocker, preventing nerves from transmitting signals to muscles, which leads to rapid paralysis and potential death by respiratory failure.

Almost an anagram of dog fart, and well it might be. Nm

Posted by Shyaku <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Shyaku' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 15, 2026, 5:12 pm, in reply to "Presumably they ran out of Novichok."

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They had to get funky, he had Novichok in his pants and survived

Posted by RaskolnikovX <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Raskolnikov' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on February 15, 2026, 7:04 pm, in reply to "Presumably they ran out of Novichok."

according to that ludicrous episode a while back. Then it was on his water bottle. Then somewhere else.

These clowns need to watch the video of Kim Jong Nam at KL airport. Get's some VX variant put on his face; a couple of minutes after that he's slurring his words and stumbling, 5 minutes later unconscious, 5 minutes later, dead. And that's from a relatively less strong nerve agent than VX.

I saw a picture of Cooper today, in full gear, fur hat and military binoculars, gazing into enemy territory. Putin must be bricking it....

The corporate media are complicit in the Gaza genocide.
Never forget what they did. Never forgive them for it.

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