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We want the finest wines available to humanity.

Posted by Ed <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 10, 2026, 2:12 pm

Why is it my life seems to be summed up accurately in quotes from "Withnail & I" and "Sexy Beast" these days and an occasional ginger bollox squirrel?
Is this how the world ends?

"I won't dignify the attacker's words by repeating them, they are horrific and vile."

"We want them here and we want them now!"

Posted by Keith-264 <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Keith-264' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 10, 2026, 2:46 pm, in reply to "We want the finest wines available to humanity."

Withnail, Apocalypse Now, Richard III, Python, Red Dwarf, Sexy Beast, Paul Calf for me. Bag o' shite.

Clio the cat, ?July 1997-1 May 2016
Kira the cat, ??2010-3 August 2018
Jasper the Ruffian cat ???-4 November 2021
Georgina the cat ?2006-4 December 2025
Toni the cat ?2005-25 March 2026

Re: "We want them here and we want them now!"

Posted by Ed <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 10, 2026, 2:57 pm, in reply to ""We want them here and we want them now!""

When I'm in my garden, I do a fine rendition of Alan's "GoldFinger"

"I won't dignify the attacker's words by repeating them, they are horrific and vile."

Re: "We want them here and we want them now!"

Posted by Keith-264 <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Keith-264' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 10, 2026, 9:10 pm, in reply to "Re: "We want them here and we want them now!""

http://www.dontmakemethink.co.uk/paul/pcshite.mp3

http://www.dontmakemethink.co.uk/paul/

Clio the cat, ?July 1997-1 May 2016
Kira the cat, ??2010-3 August 2018
Jasper the Ruffian cat ???-4 November 2021
Georgina the cat ?2006-4 December 2025
Toni the cat ?2005-25 March 2026

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