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Post your guesses as to how many seats Sturmer's liarbour will lose today

Posted by Raskolnikov <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Raskolnikov' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2026, 1:13 pm

I'm going with 1328.

The winner gets sweet fuck all except the stary-eyed adulation of Lifeboaters

The corporate media are complicit in the Gaza genocide.
Never forget what they did. Never forgive them for it.

I'm going 1750...dearly hope it's more, much, much more! nm

Posted by Ed <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2026, 1:41 pm, in reply to "Post your guesses as to how many seats Sturmer's liarbour will lose today"

"I won't dignify the attacker's words by repeating them, they are horrific and vile."

I think I'm way low as it goes

Posted by Raskolnikov <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Raskolnikov' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2026, 2:20 pm, in reply to "I'm going 1750...dearly hope it's more, much, much more! nm"

2328 would more like it!

I think the msm will be covering it heavily; god knows what spin they'll be putting on it. "Don't mention the genocide!"

The corporate media are complicit in the Gaza genocide.
Never forget what they did. Never forgive them for it.

Re: I think I'm way low as it goes

Posted by Ed <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2026, 3:17 pm, in reply to "I think I'm way low as it goes"

I'd like to watch the results come in and hope to revel in quite a few "Portillo moments".
Can't stand to watch any msm coverage though and am hoping to find some decent leftie platform to watch it.

"I won't dignify the attacker's words by repeating them, they are horrific and vile."

1329 to be awkward....nm

Posted by Keith-264 <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Keith-264' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2026, 1:43 pm, in reply to "Post your guesses as to how many seats Sturmer's liarbour will lose today"

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Any good online platform suggestions to watch the results coming in with decent commentary? (nm)

Posted by Ed <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2026, 2:04 pm, in reply to "1329 to be awkward....nm"

"I won't dignify the attacker's words by repeating them, they are horrific and vile."

Skwawkbox: Labour begs "activists" not to cry on camera over election results

Posted by sashimi <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=sashimi' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2026, 5:23 pm, in reply to "Post your guesses as to how many seats Sturmer's liarbour will lose today"

1900 loss from me. Starmer had better like soy with his whine.

7 May 2026
https://www.thecanary.co/skwawkbox/2026/05/07/labour-cry-more/

Keir Starmer's desperate, zombie "Labour" party has begged its "activists" not
to cry on camera today if asked about election results. Channel 4 News's Gary
Gibbons exposed the secret:

Re: Skwawkbox: Labour begs "activists" not to cry on camera over election results

Posted by Raskolnikov <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Raskolnikov' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2026, 5:31 pm, in reply to "Skwawkbox: Labour begs "activists" not to cry on camera over election results"

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The corporate media are complicit in the Gaza genocide.
Never forget what they did. Never forgive them for it.

We want the finest crying available to humanity. And we want it here and we want it tonight!

Posted by Ed <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2026, 6:06 pm, in reply to "Re: Skwawkbox: Labour begs "activists" not to cry on camera over election results"

Fuck You Kid Starver and Liarlabour!

"I won't dignify the attacker's words by repeating them, they are horrific and vile."

We've gone voting by mistake. We're in this booth here. Are you the returning officer?

Posted by Keith-264 <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Keith-264' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2026, 6:35 pm, in reply to "We want the finest crying available to humanity. And we want it here and we want it tonight!"

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I look forward to the regime's meltdown if Filtonist Amu Gib wins Finsbury Park.

Posted by sashimi <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=sashimi' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 7, 2026, 7:11 pm, in reply to "Skwawkbox: Labour begs "activists" not to cry on camera over election results"

Also Redbridge (United Health MP), Tottenham (Silence of the Lammy) and Holborn & St. Pancras (the Zionist without qualification).

1,427 Gorn! They've gorn!....nm

Posted by Keith-264 <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Keith-264' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 9, 2026, 2:32 pm, in reply to "Post your guesses as to how many seats Sturmer's liarbour will lose today"

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Jasper the Ruffian cat ???-4 November 2021
Georgina the cat ?2006-4 December 2025
Toni the cat ?2005-25 March 2026

1,443 Gorn! They've gorn!....nm

Posted by Keith-264 <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Keith-264' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 9, 2026, 4:33 pm, in reply to "1,427 Gorn! They've gorn!....nm"

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Jasper the Ruffian cat ???-4 November 2021
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Re: 1,443 Gorn! They've gorn!....love a good gorn...

Posted by Ed <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 9, 2026, 5:03 pm, in reply to "1,443 Gorn! They've gorn!....nm"

"I won't dignify the attacker's words by repeating them, they are horrific and vile."

Howling wolf

Posted by Keith-264 <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Keith-264' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 9, 2026, 9:03 pm, in reply to "Re: 1,443 Gorn! They've gorn!....love a good gorn..."

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