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Pussy cat sitrep 2

Posted by Keith-264 User icon on September 14, 2026, 10:32 am

Got up this morning to be met on the landing by Noisy cat and two kittens. They've been getting more adventurous and when I came down stairs, two black fur coats were sitting on Henry the vacuum cleaner. ;O)

Re: Pussy cat sitrep 2...My so missed little ginger mountain lion, Tosk....

Posted by Ed User icon on September 14, 2026, 6:40 pm, in reply to "Pussy cat sitrep 2"

...used to love sleeping on Colin the cooker....when I was in the living room, I always knew when he was up there because the thing would bleep for 20 seconds whenever you placed anything on the ceramic top.
That and the multitude of paw prints and tufts of ginger fur on it the next morning.

"I won't dignify the attacker's words by repeating them, they are horrific and vile."

Re: Pussy cat sitrep 2...My so missed little ginger mountain lion, Tosk....

Posted by Keith-264 User icon on September 14, 2026, 8:53 pm, in reply to "Re: Pussy cat sitrep 2...My so missed little ginger mountain lion, Tosk...."

Fnar, they're in the kitchen eating kitten food and the occasional slurp from their mum.

Re: Pussy cat sitrep 2...My so missed little ginger mountain lion, Tosk....

Posted by Ed User icon on September 14, 2026, 9:33 pm, in reply to "Re: Pussy cat sitrep 2...My so missed little ginger mountain lion, Tosk...."

So happy Noisy and her kids have found a good home...cheers me up no end after the last few months.

"I won't dignify the attacker's words by repeating them, they are horrific and vile."

Re: Pussy cat sitrep 2...My so missed little ginger mountain lion, Tosk....

Posted by Ed User icon on September 15, 2026, 12:18 am, in reply to "Re: Pussy cat sitrep 2...My so missed little ginger mountain lion, Tosk...."

Just to say, I used to get up in the middle of the night, multiple times, to get the moutain lion off the fvcking cooker, and other moggies from constantly creeping into the space with my TV Box unit under the telly.
Gave up in the end...then a few weeks later, they would move on to even more annoying nests, like bookshelves with precarious ornaments!

"I won't dignify the attacker's words by repeating them, they are horrific and vile."

Re: Pussy cat sitrep 2...My so missed little ginger mountain lion, Tosk....

Posted by Keith-264 User icon on September 15, 2026, 7:53 am, in reply to "Re: Pussy cat sitrep 2...My so missed little ginger mountain lion, Tosk...."

When The Babe and I had been living together for a couple of years, I thought that she was wonderful, apart from never picking up pens and pencils off the floor when she dropped them. I woke up one night starving hungry so sneaked downstairs to eat a slice of bread and saw Clio the Cat on the table, pushing a pencil to the edge, knocking it over the side and looking at it on the floor. It wasn't t'Babe at all. ;O)

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