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Man who thought orthopaedic footwear wasn't for him but changed his mind

Posted by scrabb User icon on September 19, 2026, 6:03 pm

"I stand corrected" he said.

"The BBC is in the business of propaganda"
The US is the leading terrorist state in the world

What greeting does the octaganarium pirate give?

Posted by scrabb User icon on September 19, 2026, 6:08 pm, in reply to "Man who thought orthopaedic footwear wasn't for him but changed his mind"

"HA-HA MATEY!!!

"The BBC is in the business of propaganda"
The US is the leading terrorist state in the world

I thought I'd never understand angles

Posted by Raskolnikov User icon on September 19, 2026, 6:33 pm, in reply to "What greeting does the octaganarium pirate give?"

then I did a complete 360.

I went on a course to learn how to complain properly. It was so good I got my money back.

People have told me I’ve got a Messiah complex, but that’s OK, I forgive them.

You would like Gary Delaney's comedy I think...

The corporate media are complicit in the Gaza genocide.
Never forget what they did. Never forgive them for it.

"Give me money back"...stop it...I am too old to be laughing these days...it hurts (nm)

Posted by Ed User icon on September 19, 2026, 9:02 pm, in reply to "I thought I'd never understand angles"

"I won't dignify the attacker's words by repeating them, they are horrific and vile."

Gary Delaney

Posted by Raskolnikov User icon on September 19, 2026, 10:26 pm, in reply to ""Give me money back"...stop it...I am too old to be laughing these days...it hurts (nm)"

I went to a friend's funeral yesterday. The poor bastard drowned. All of us mates of his got him a wreath in the shape of a life preserver ... Well, it's what he would've wanted

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The corporate media are complicit in the Gaza genocide.
Never forget what they did. Never forgive them for it.

Re: Gary Delaney

Posted by Ed User icon on September 19, 2026, 10:49 pm, in reply to "Gary Delaney"

"I won't dignify the attacker's words by repeating them, they are horrific and vile."

Re: Gary Delaney

Posted by Ed User icon on September 19, 2026, 11:17 pm, in reply to "Re: Gary Delaney"

"Making Spartacus was enough acting to last anybody a lifetime. You know, after we had been filming a year Kirk Douglas sent me a magnum of champagne with a little note saying, 'I hope our second year will be as happy as our first.' " - Jean Simmons.

"I won't dignify the attacker's words by repeating them, they are horrific and vile."

Re: Gary Delaney spoke to me once, he said

Posted by Keith-264 User icon on September 19, 2026, 11:18 pm, in reply to "Re: Gary Delaney"

"Get out my garden."

Reading a good book about anti-gravity...impossible to put it down (nm)

Posted by Ed User icon on September 19, 2026, 11:44 pm, in reply to "Re: Gary Delaney spoke to me once, he said"

"I won't dignify the attacker's words by repeating them, they are horrific and vile."

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