There's an old lady in a brand new house,
With a three-legged cat, but nary a mouse.
There's her odd little dog, just black and brown
And they live altogether, seven miles from the town.
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There's also a piggy just pink as can be.
Whose corkscrew tail is fun to see.
He uses it to help his master to open
The next bottle of wine she just got while shoppin'.
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But the one that makes her laugh and giggle
Chases her hens from the north to the south
Her favorite of all
Is an ornery little rooster named Ralph