There's an old lady in a brand new house,
With a three-legged cat, but nary a mouse.
There's her odd little dog, just black and brown
And they live altogether, seven miles from the town.
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There's also a piggy just pink as can be.
Whose corkscrew tail is fun to see.
He uses it to help his master to open
The next bottle of wine she just got while shoppin'.
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But the one that makes her laugh and giggle
Chases her hens from the north to the south
Her favorite of all
Is an ornery little rooster named Ralph

Now Ralph he was a Barred Rock
He ruled the roost with grace
His hens laid eggs in order
Or he'd put them in their place!

Ms Piggy helped with all the chores
She kept her mudpies stirred
She had a fight with Ralph one day
But still said not a word~~