"WWWWOOOOOOWWW!!!" War Scribe gasped openly, "THE ULTIMATE WAY TO DIE!!! NON-EXISTENCE!!! COOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!"
Death just shook her head.
"What?!" War Scribe held up her hands, "You make it sound like Death by non-existence is a bad thing!"
"Non-existence. It would be as if you never were. The universe would be devoid of life and I would be out of a job." Death muttered under breath.
"Really?!" War Scribe exclaimed in pure disbelief, "Well, let me ask you this question: If you can't be death any more, Death, then what would you do for a living?"
"I was never alive to begin with, War Scribe. I just am." Death groaned.
"Noooo! You missed my pun," War Scribe responded in pure glee, "I am asking you as 'Death' what you would do for a living. Get it?"
Shaking her head again, "Maybe you should go and record history. Either go back to the Shadow Fell...wait on second thought, maybe you should acquire some of the elven knowledge from East Port. You know for brownie points with Validor. I'm sure he would be grateful having another collection added to the great library."
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