I'm sure I'll wind up in asshole air jail.
The last time I flew. No lie.
20 year old "it" was in my aisle seat. I asked her to move. She wouldnt. Finally stewardess came over. asked ne to move. My shoulders are far too wide for coach middle or window seating. I booked way in advance & paid seat premium for my ausle seat. I refused to move, & I wound up the bad guy.
" He/she" in the middle seat, proceeded to eat kim chee, tahini on crackers, & then clipped he/her toenails. fvckin toe nails foot on the seatback in front of her. Stewardess gave me a blank stare when I said something on my bathroom break... Girl & I go to make our connection. Mare nudges me at the gate, snickers " Your frien is flying with us to SF. Sure enough. "It" is at the same gate. I though for awhile. I walked iver & sat next to the person. I mentioned my seat assignment and suggested very politely we should compare. She was seated 1 row back cross aisle.
Middle seat.
I always wait until final boarding call as long as i have assigned seating. We get on the flight from pdx to Sf. The person was in the aisle seat & tiny 80ish old lady is riding the center
Thats been 7 or 8 years ago. Ive gotten far more impatient & Cranky with the rude presumptiveness if the under 30 crowd.
Oh yeah, i will definately wind up in Air jail.
Prolonged road trippin is rear view mirroring now too.
Im really missing time on the islands tho.
Maybe i should think of leaving from seattle via ship. Go through the canal. Visit Roxeanes family in st thomas. Cruise ships are a bit cliche, but dam its a relaxing way to travel. Truly the Journey is as good as even the best destinations.
The availability of fresh produce, the sea air & hot sun. Not to mention... If you price it out by cost per day. It is a bargain to comparable accomodations. Triple bonus. You unpack once.
Texas- dont wait!
Health can flee in an instant.
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