I have had a unexplicable "fear" of taking a good dump in public ever since I can remember. I have so many stories about it that I could probably write a comic book about it. I have developed a set of techniques and strategies over years, "A Bear Pooh" for instace, when in outdoor activities, never understimate the quiteness of the woods and the wipping power of a pair of white socks. I always have my "Emergency Pack" in my truck, it includes a roll of toiled paper, baby wipes, and hand sanitizer...I have paid for a motel so many times is unreal, but I believe that there is no price for a quite and private crap.
Now that you know a little bit about me, I will deliver my message. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU. I dont mean to sound like an asshole, or come down on anybody, but I am concerned with the fact that this might be getting out of control. I am not a doctor but im pretty sure a lot of people commenting on this subject arent doctors either. I googled "Fear of Public Pooping" and found my way to this website in an effort to divert attention from pooping this morning; a technique I call an "anti-poop surf" I look up useless things on line and before I know I forgot I had to pooh. To my surprise I found a website dedicated to it, which a think is a great idea, but felt like people that have the same preference as myself are looking at themselves as freaks or sick people.
I use to think I was weird, and felt ashamed of people finding out I had to pooh and couldnt go because I couldnt do it around people. Until one day I realized that there is no diference between me and a vegetarian, or a Yankees fan, or someone that does not wear shorts because they hate their legs. People have personal preferences, and as weird as they seem they are PERSONAL, therefore others dont have to agree or sympanthize. Almost everybody in my office knows about my preference, they joke around once in a while, but no one seems to be repulsed by it. In fact some of my coworkers agree with me and have decided not pooh at work either. (I am 100% serious about this). You would be surprised how many people around you are Secret-Poopers. And how many people will accomodate to your needs at your request.
I hope I didnt offend anybody, But I am proud to be a Secret Pooper, and so should you. This is not an ilness or a handicap, or disorder...or whatever some people are calling it. Its a personal choice, and the more you stress about the worst is going to make you feel about yourself, trust me I had to deal with it for years. So raise your hand Secret Poopers of the world, and feel proud to say, "Sorry, I have to pooh in a private bathroom".