"Breaking News" MAF report huge stranding of Red Cod on Ninety Mile Beach. MAF, Marine Biologists perform autopsy's on the fish, to try find the cause of this unique event. It soon leaks out, that each cod is carrying a zip lock bag containing 31 grams of methamphetamine. A MAF spokesperson said, "Well we aren't sure what is going on here. Red Cod are known to eat anything. But we have contacted Customs to become involved as this may another ploy to land P, on our coastal shores in the far north.

Locals are flocking to the beach in great numbers with their surf casting rods. The MAF spokesperson, commented that, those in the far north value their kaimoana, and this is seen as bounty from the Sea God