Went to Sainsburys today. Checkout guy is mentally retarded or something. I say that in the medical sense, not as an insult. He comments on my unhealthy purchases. "All sweets and crisps." I said, "It's important to stay healthy." He was confused at first, "But...this isn't..." but then recognised the sarcasm. He offered the crisps as possibly having vitamins.

Anyway, I also bought some bacon. I was reluctant because the last Sainsbury's bacon was awful. It was so terrible that I was going to do a video where I compared Waitrose bacon to Sainsury's.

This time I looked at the options more closely and saw one that was a bit more expensive than the others. So I got it.

It's great. Better than the Waitrose stuff.

Let's swipe some Tinder women. It's been over 12 hours so I should be able to use it again. I've gotten zero matches thus far but it only takes a short while to swipe. Totally effortless.

Yeah, they give you about 120 "likes" per 12 hours. It's much easier in execution than the internet dating sites but not so much in terms of results. I can't help but feel that this would be better if I had good pictures.

I mean, even when I swiped like 300 women in Tokyo, I only got four matches. One was a young white American and three were Japanese women in their early to mid 30s. Quite poor results. If I can't even get anything going with the internet dating in Tokyo (where they have a fondness for white men), what hope in London?

And very few Asian women on Tinder in London. It's overwhelmingly white. A few blacks. Very few South Asians.

But yeah, I think I'm going to have to go back to the internet dating sites. It's these damned pictures. They're not good. I need outdoor photos. Or me in a pub having a good time with all of my friends. Therein lies the problem. Maybe I can use a green screen and Photoshop some friends into the picture.