Another Tinder match but this one's surely a bot. I think that the second one might be a bot too. Maybe even the first one.

The latest one seems suspicious because it purports to be a top-heavy 24 year old South American woman. One of her pictures is of two women in daisy dukes taken from behind. A second picture is two scantily-clad women making out. The third is just a glass of wine.

That seems like an obvious bot. But the more surprising one is this chubby woman. It's odd because she's online just about all of the time. And she "liked" me at like 4am. Odd to use a picture of an average-looking woman for a bot. Maybe she's just always online desperately trying to get something goine with anyone.

The first person who matched, this Indian woman, I say it's probably legitimate just because she's Asian. That's the only explanation one needs. That hot South American woman...why would she "like" me? Clearly a fake. But with Asians, it's a total crap shoot. Some of them are interested in just any white man. She hasn't been online in two days, though.

Anyway, even if they're all bots it doesn't matter. They're easy to spot once you message them. I got one when I was swiping in Japan. And the worst that happens is that they send you a link or an obvious scam telephone number.