You're travelling 320 miles just to see Stewart Lee? That's dedication.

Although I can see from his itinerary that he's only visiting Cardiff once. And that date has already been and gone.

Going to quite a lot of small towns, though. Scarborough, Machynlleth, Harrogate, Brawby, Buxton . . . these aren't the kind of places that big shot comedians usually visit.

I believe he even played Darlington Arts Centre once, and spoke highly of it.

But yeah, if you want to meet up, I wouldn't be averse to the prospect.

(Not that I believe for one second you'll even be there)