On the subject of that fat Canadian, I got something going with a Canadian woman off the internet. She's working four jobs so can't go out this weekend but I have her on WhatsApp and things are going pretty good. So hopefully something comes of this. She's Asian, of course. And French Canadian. So that's weird.
I'm crushed about that mentally ill 18 year old, though. A crazy young woman like that comes along but once in a lifetime.
Oh, actually there was that other crazy 18 year old but she sent me a childish message so I told her to go fist herself. I'm not playing childish games with any fat midgets.
And actually, I got a nice reply from a 20 year old Finnish woman. She stopped replying but 20 isn't too far from 18. So I think if I specifically target this market I should be able to find somebody. This Canadian woman is 28, by the way.