Those jarred jalepenos taste of nothing. I don't know why grocery stores don't sell fresh ones. Where are the kebab shops getting them from?

So this cabbage beef soup. It was alright. Nice to have something different, I guess. I ate a bowl of the stuff then had to rest because I was having severe abdominal cramping. But I just took a crap earlier in the day. And I think yesterday too.

Then after about 15 minutes, I got another bowl and ate most of it. I couldn't finish it, though.

In other news, I'm pretty sure that I gave my phone number to an Asian prostitute. This was the *dialogue*

Baron: Are you from Holland? How are you finding fabulous London? I'm an American and work as (whatever).

Prostitute: I grew in Holland

Baron: Great. How long have you been in London?

Prostitute: 2 years

Baron: ...assuming that you're not just trying to be polite by responding, my phone number is (number). You can add me on WhatsApp

Prostitute: Well, I don't give my number out so quickly. But you can add me on Kik. (gives Kik username)

I blocked her at this point. I don't know what Kik is but search Google for "kik" and "prostitute" and you'll see a lot of messages describing the problems of prostitutes using Kik. It's a messaging service. I've never heard of anyone using it.

Then I looked at her profile more carefully. She's looking for guys 19 to 65. That's a big red flag.

Then there's a bikini picture, tight PVC mini skirt, normal picture, another bikini picture, tight dress in a hotel or something, PVC dress and in handcuffs and a bunch of chains, another beach photo but more modest outfit, and picture in a pub.

So definitely some questionable photos. But...the written profile is pretty mundane. She gives her favourite films and whatnot. Likes dj-ing. Looking for somebody with a brain who offers affection. Doesn't want somebody with "dodgy pics". Also looking for somebody who can employ her.

Mixed bag, really. Then her questions. Some sexual stuff but non-prostitutes will answer these questions in the same way. Other questions she answers more modestly.

Still, on the whole, this has to be a prostitute. Who else would put a picture of themselves in a PVC dress in handcuffs, anklecuffs, a collar, and chained to the floor? And using this anonymous messaging service. No way.