Aw hell yeah. A Twitter match. Most of these are bots but she looks legit. She's 25, looks alright, great.

Oh. She has three kids. That's some real ghetto stuff right there. Even the Large family might be inclined to say, "That's a bit much."

"I'm up for a laugh, dont take myself to seriously, I also have 3 kids an no thy dnt need a day thy already av one, I just need someone for me someone who knows how to treat a women right. So if u like swipe right and talk to me if you ent gna msg me dont like me cuz I wnt msg 1st that's the mans job (two thumbs up emoticons) if ur gonna ask for stupid pick thn swipe left, ent nobody got time for that "

Thanks but no thanks, Katherine.

Plenty more where that came from, though. Also matched a 25 year old. She looks pretty rough. Could be a bot but she gives her Instagram. It would have to be a dedicated bot to upload a bunch of pictures to Instagram.

She looks pretty rough. If that's her at 25, she's been partying hard. Profile says she's 24 but I assume she just hasn't updated. She's probably about 30 in real life. I hope so anyway. Massively into car. Life revolves around them. Some men find that intimidating. I can say that this man just finds it boring. SHe loves tattoos and piercings. She's not adverse to having a laugh. Children scare her.

Eh...I'll leave her. She'll probably unmatch me within the next 24 hours anyway. Could be a bot too. If she's still there in a day, I'll send her a hesitant message.

Oh, I also matched this really obese woman yesterday. I felt bad because I remember swiping "yes" to her and then thinking "oh man, I need to slow down." Because you just swipe "yes" to just about everybody in a rapid movement. So I unmatched her.

Also matched somebody yesterday with really terrible pictures. They haven't been online since so I think it's a bot. But would a bot use such awful photos? Her main photo is her in one of those old tyme carnival things where you stick your head into a hole and the body is like...a big muscle man or whatever. You can barely even see her. And she's a zombie in another photo and weird lighting so you can barely even see her in another and there's a picture of ET and she's wearing one of those stupid beard hats in her last picture. This would be pretty bad bot material.

Let's see if I get more matches. It's unlikely but one never knows. Ooh, blurry tits on Sasha. I never get any Asian matches here which is disappointing.

Yeah, that's it. They really need filters, though. Could filter out the single mothers, height filters would solve women's number one concern, whatever. Those are the main two.