Go easy on us fatties - I now weigh almost 20 stone (whatever that is in pounds, for you colonials...) and have to put up with some much that I don't deserve.

Funny you should mention the childhood trauma thing though - people have asked me whether my huge frame is the results of childhood abuse, as they'd heard "big-bonedness" can be triggered by that.

I am skeptical, as my childhood was one big happy birthday party.

Wymark, you were rotunda at one point, no?