Let's talk about relationships. I just took a huge constipated dump, by the way, so my anus is a bit sore. But yeah, relationships. A subject that I know all TIY -- TMBers are intimately acquainted with. All the lady's men and whatever the female equivalent is.

Was watching some piece of shit on Channel 4. Cooking show. And the harpy says to her husband, "Put a rocket up your ass". She wants him to cook faster.

It's a great example of the breakdown of society. This is how women behave now. Women can be as crude as men now. What progress.

But aside from the coarse language, it's yet an example of women being insulting to their boyfriend/husband. Why is this acceptable? Men shouldn't speak like that to their girlfriends/wives and I think most everybody recognises that. But the same doesn't seem to apply in reverse.

You think my lady friend would tell me to put a rocket up my ass? Not a chance. You think she'd tell me to go into Tescos to buy some tampons while she stays outside and smokes? There's no way. You think she'd hit me with a vacuum cleaner because I wasn't doing a good job with the housework? It absolutely would not happen.

Yet you see this stuff all the time now. You see fat, unattractive, unemployed women treating their boyfriends/husbands, who are several levels above them in the dating desireability score, like shit. And these guys just take it.

That tells you that there's something really wrong going on in society. It goes to online dating. Pig-women only replying to underwear models. An average-looking guy has absolutely no chance of getting a date with anyone.

That's why you see these guys putting up with this shit from these hideous, jobless women. They think that it's the best they can do. It's this uneducated obese woman with two kids or celibacy.

Is celibacy even the worst option of the two? How do these loser women enrich your life?

When women behave like bitches, they need to be told not to behave this way. This requires men to be men and today's generation doesn't seem to have it in them.

I'm not even sure it's a generational thing. I see my brother-in-law, indeed both of them, regularly belittled and emasculated by my sisters. I see women old enough to be my mother henpecking their impotent (on at least one level) husbands. And these guys just take the abuse.

I tell you it doesn't happen with my ladyfriend. Not once. She behaves like a woman and I behave like a man. Mutual respect.

Why would anyone want a woman who behaves like a man? Just find a man if that's what you're into. Likewise, what woman is interested in a man who behaves like a woman? But this seems to be where we are in society.