How many of these men are interested? Live near you? Meet your list of criteria? Suddenly, "infinite" becomes "maybe nobody".

It's like these women who say, "Must be over 6'2"". You're eliminating 97% of the male population.

And what are you bringing to the table to attract these rare, high-demand men? Thirty years old, no job, live with parents, never left the city you were born in, Forum Fox 16 years ago. You think that's what muscular young doctors are looking for in a mate?

Women today have a grossly unrealistic view of their worth in the dating world. All of these hideous women that I went out with...I'd bet 90% of them are over 30 and still single. What were they looking for? Was it a realistic expectation?

Let's say I'm a 4 in appearance. These women were almost all 1's and 2's. They're not happy with a 4? I'd be delighted if I ever went out with a 4.

I mean, okay, appearance isn't everything. They were mostly well-educated with good jobs. But I'm no slouch in those departments. Your degree doesn't impress me. I have one too. Okay, you make a lot of money. I'm not doing too bad myself.

It's the nature of internet dating. Men are always dating down and women are always dating up. And it's because of this that women get warped views of their value. So they're always looking for something better. "This guy's too quiet. I'm not being entertained right now. Moving on."

Then one day they're 30 and the cold reality hits them. Nobody is interested. Even in their prime, there was barely any interest. Time to bring on the cats, Ming.