Slann really knows his way around the forum, though. He's a liberal user of the emoticons and here he makes use of the email section with comedic results.
I remember one time I was talking about a pornographic scene that I had downloaded called "rough threesome" or something. This was way back in Kazaa days. And Slann says, "Is that the one with the woman in the glasses forcing the other woman to suck a dick?" AND IT WAS! I couldn't believe it. The woman wore distinctive glasses with a yellow (or maybe red) tint. I assumed that Slann watches a lot of pornography, particularly the rough stuff. I think this was a GGG scene. GGG is a German porn company who mostly do gangbangs involving urine.
So where was I? The Easter miracle of Slann's return. Let's check Tinder out. That's always good for a few paragraphs.
I'm in Dubai at the moment. Virtually, anyway. Had a few matches yesterday. All black women. Oh, also a possible native who was really attractive and had a picture of a speeding ticket as her main picture. She says, "If I match with you, that means I think you're really hot. If I respond to you, that means you paid off my ticket."
This is something that #####s are doing now. They want you to buy them stuff to even get a reply. I'm not making this up. Desperate men are buying women pizzas and whatever (at the woman's instigation) just to get a reply.
Let's see what matches I get this time. I usually get a few in Dubai. Black women and/or prostutites, mostly.
Nothing. That's disappointing. I did have a legitimate Glasgow match recently, though. A 21 year old black woman whose main photo is one of those Snapchat filter things of her as a deer or an alien or something. She has reasonable-looking photos so I don't know why she chose that one. She says that she's new in Glasgow and looking for male or female friends. I legitimately hope she finds some. I don't think I'll be messaging. It's nothing personal but I just don't care about this stuff any more.
I see that the first Vietnamese I met updated her Whatsapp photo. It's her at her graduation. Wearing a tight dress, accepting her diploma. She very well may have a nice body (if you like slim Asian women with no breasts or buttocks) but not a pretty face.
And now that she has her degree, you know what the UK government is going to do? Send that butterface right back to the rice fields of the Mekong Delta.
A lot of other Asians in this picture. Fellow graduates. But no picture of a boyfriend.
What on earth was that woman looking for? I told her that I made £500/day. She worked in a nail salon. She probably figured out that I had UK citizenship and US citizenship. She worked in the US embassy in Saigon and probably would have liked to move to the US.
I guess she's looking for guys who make £1000/day and have six citizenships. Guys who are interested in unattractive Vietnamese immigrants who work in nail salons.
Her English was excellent. I'll give her that.
She talked about how I was quieter than Americans she's known. Sure. Maybe. But everyone's different. Even in America. You think every American is a loud asshole? No, of course not. Some are socially awkward. Big deal.
This isn't Burger King. You can't have it your way. When you're an unattractive immigrant who works in a nail salon and is in the UK on a student visa, you have to compromise. Sure, we'd all like hot and wealthy partners. But there's only so many out there. And they tend to pair up with each other.
It's not just me. Nobody was good enough for this woman. I think she's nearly 30. 27 or something. She's delusional.
Guy saves the whole village and he's not good enough for a peasant farmer. Sure, he's a masterless ronin in the dying days of samurai culture but what is she bringing to the relationship?
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