Man, did I take a dump. Quite possibly the largest dump in my life (except for that laxative-assisted one).

I've been having some huge ass dumps of late. It's scary. I have visions of my own death when I'm dropping these loads.

This last one...it was like giving birth. It wasn't coming out at first but then I gave a mighty push and it just kept coming. Solid all the way through. It was messy but solid. No diarrhea.

I've been eating a lot of chili lately as well as granola. The chili usually results in constipation but the granola is a stool-softener. So maybe the two combined are a dangerous combination.

I quite like this granola. It's not a product that I've seen in the US, although it may exist. A cereal substitute. Interesting concept. I get the Tesco own brand berries variety. It comes with dehydrated blueberries and strawberries. Very few of the former, almost none of the latter but I still enjoy it. I don't even like blueberries but I'm eating it.

I used to get Tesco's own brand Fruit & Fibre. It was better than the Kellog's (or whatever) variety and cheaper.

So what you will about Tesco and their meat and produce and just about everything, they do some fine cereals.