So I get the documents together and go to my local branch. Got lost a few times along the way. It's not terribly close.
I get there, wait 20 minutes in the queue, and get told that there's nobody available to verify the documents. I can come back tomorrow at 2.00.
Most people work. As it happens, I'm working tomorrow at 2.00. I was working today. But I finished early so I was there at 2.00 ready to go. Why is nobody available to do this?
So now I don't know. It's going to take an age. I'm just going to have to randomly go there and hope that somebody is available. I can also, apparently, go to NatWest banks. But none of these places are nearby. Total bullshit.
Anyway, new Tinder match. I recently re-installed.
Claire, 25. Professional gambler. Has a bikini picture where she's getting it on with some dolphins or something. Big titties. Maybe a 7/10 in appearance.
So it begs the question, "What's going on here?"
I don't think that she's a prostitute. Nothing in her profile suggests that. She lives in Edinburgh so that's no good but for a genuine, attractive woman one would travel.
I'm thinking maybe that she's promoting this gambling site. She only mentions the place as her job, there's no link or anything, but when you search the company you find that it opened about a month ago. There's a Youtube video from the company which literally has 1 view (mine, I guess).
So, I don't know, using Tinder to try to drum up business for this gambling thing. It's some real bullshit too. They have "experts" who tell you what horse to bet on. "Experts" like this 25 year old woman.
Could be that or it could be a low-key "sugar daddy" situation. Again, there's nothing in her profile to suggest this. She says that she's looking for friends and to hang out. That's nothing scandalous. It looks genuine. But big-titted, attractive young women do no match with me unless there's some ulterior motive.
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