Hey, new Tinder matches. THREE of them. I reinstalled so they give you a boost.

Oh god no. No, no, and no. I immediately unmatched two really unattractive 30+ year old women.

But the third woman 'super liked' me. So I'll see what that's about. She's 34, awful main picture, but she's wearing a revealing like Halloween costume in one picture and doesn't look completely offensive when the camera isn't zooming in on her face.

But there's something unsettling about her. She looks like somebody I know. Possibly me. So...yeah Tinder sucks.