I still haven't messaged that woman. Probably won't. Tinder says I have 3+ "likes" just waiting for me but they never appear. Maybe I'm banned or something because I also keep getting a "confirm your email" message when I start up even though the email is already confirmed and it states as much when I go into my profile.

No big loss there. I'm still rolling in TanTan matches. Overwhelmingly scammer dudes from China. I had one call me "wallpaper" after I said that he has a tiny penis. That's a new insult for me. He also threatened NOT to kill me should I ever come to China. That was nice of him. It's always nice to be assured not to be murdered when visiting a foreign country. He also rolled out the old "foreign dog" insult. I appreciate the classics. Especially since I'm not even in China so therefore not a Chinese foreigner...

But I report these fakes and get a message within minutes from Tantan thanking me for keeping the service safe and stating that the user has been banned. I like that. On Tinder, or any of these sites, they don't tell you if they banned anyone. It's like your reports just go to a black hole. But Tantan tells you. They're apparently banning people who I'm not even 100% sure are scammers. Tantan must really trust my judgement.

Bad constipation yesterday. First time in months, possibly up to a year. I haven't eaten that granola cereal in at least a month so that may be a factor. I bought some yesterday, though. Well, I have an unopened box already but I bought milk yesterday. So maybe that will help. But I also pooped this morning, big log, mild bleeding, so I should be fairly cleared out at the moment.

You know how previously I said that there's a noticeable funk if I don't bathe for a few days? Well, it's been two weeks of not bathing and I'm not noticing anything. Maybe it has to do with staying indoors for basically the past two weeks. So I'm not out sweating and whatnot. Or maybe I've just gotten used to the smell.

I've got no work next week either. It's because of Easter. But man. It's not that I'm bored but it's probably good to go out more often so as not to become complacent. Anyway, I have four days booked in April, four in May, two in June, and two in July so that's good, I guess. I never used to get booking so far in advance. I'd get stuff for like next week. Two weeks in advance at the latest.

I've been playing Crusader Kings 2. I'm starting to get bored with it. I've been playing a few games of late where I just become king of Ireland and then watch how the rest of the world plays out. There was one game where the Muslims in Spain took over almost all of Europe. Asia became mostly Muslim too. And all of Africa was Muslim. So it wasn't fun. You couldn't take any land from them because thw whole world except for the UK and a big but constantly dwindling Germany was Muslim.

In my current game, I've switched to a Christian heresy (I don't which, the one that let's women be priests...oh, Cathar) and that's going. But China has made Francia/Germany/some other shit (a giant country that combines France, Germany and some other countries) their vassal. Italy is also a vassal of China. I mean come on. This is ridiculous. The two biggest countries in Europe become vassals of China in like 900 AD?

And there was a Hindu adventurer from India who conquered large parts of southern France and northern Italy. He has some "child of destiny" or something trait that gives him crazy high stats for everything. But is this remotely historical? Was there ever any chance of Indian supermen conquering large swathes of Europe in 900 AD?

Anyway, that guy has cancer so at least he should die soon. And his heir is like a 7 year old with normal stats so that kingdom should be conquered soon, although, probably by the Spanish Muslims.