Got a text from my landlady. It's some old posh English woman.

"Did you set up a standing order for your rent?"

So I said, "No, I don't do that. I'll just remember to pay."

She replies, "I would really prefer you to set up a standing order, please".

It took all my willpower not to reply. She can prefer whatever she wants. Nobody tells me how manage my finances.

Downloaded Tinder again. I got two terrifying matches that I had before. Well, they're not "matches" because I didn't "like" them but they "liked" me. It's the same people year after year after year on this.