For decades, ever since I got the internet, I've been searching for this porn. It's a little video of two women mud wrestling. They would show these things in between pornographic movies on the Spice Channel and the Playboy Channel.
I thought that this was from the Spice Channel but the video is titled "Playboy Channel Mud Rasslin" so it might be from the Playboy Channel.
They would show little videos like after one movie ended and another movie began, just to fill time. Because a film might be like 80 minutes so they'll show 10 minutes or 40 minutes of something so that they can start the movie at, say, 8:00 or 8:30. An even time.
Typically, these little videos would be uncensored. Because it was like a preview. So it wasn't scrambled like the actual movies would be.
But yeah, I remember so much about this video. I probably saw it once. It was probably like the first porn I ever saw.
I remember that sleazy, bald, Jewish MC. I remember the woman with the big tits. I remember the mud wrestling, of course. I remember them getting washed off with those weird watering cans. I remember the big titted woman simply jumping up and down to gain crowd support while the smaller breasted woman really went all out. I remember the woman with the big tits winning in spite of this. And I remember the referee going behind the big titted woman and sort of cupping her breasts.
Watching it now, it's awesome. Perhaps I didn't see the beginning all those years ago because it's quite good. The top-heavy woman is named Cleopatra. She has a great ring entrance outfit. Her bikini is also great.
They don't even bother to show her opponent's entrance. Her name is The Blushing Bride.
Then they do a Dueling Banjos routine but with breasts. I don't remember this either. It's pretty good, though.
They both have great bodies but Cleopatra isn't nearly as top-heavy as I remembered. Back then, women in porn didn't have the huge breasts that would come later on in the 1990s and somewhat into the 2000s. That was a real golden age. Porn nowadays...you look at these women and think why did they even get into porn? Just tatted up women with small breasts. Why?
Anyway, that Jewish guy was in a lot of these things. I remember a lot of like strip tease videos. I don't know if these were filmed in an actual strip club, though. That's what they're trying to portray but there are women in the audience. I'm highly skeptical.
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