Did I tell you about the couple who worked in a charity (NOT!) providing residential services somewhere in the north of England? Apparently they liked threesomes and invited another employee to join in. Her husband found out and rang the bloke at work and said that he was going to slice him up with his collection of Samurai swords. The bloke panicked and ran away, with the house keys in his pocket. When other staff rang last thing at night there was no reply and they had to break in.... Two clients left unattended.