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Back Labour's Ban on Ninja Swords

Posted by dan <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=toastkid' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 18, 2024, 6:57 am

https://x.com/YvetteCooperMP/status/1790774450960368120

I could hardly believe this isn't parody.
But......
Although it wasn't in my top three priorities when deciding on who not to vote for whilst staying in on election day it might just put me ahead in not voting for Labour for their complete lack of anything. It's like a hard vacuum of empathy, self awareness, kindness, humour, insight, principle, understanding, humanity, vision,......and on and on and on.

Re: Back Labour's Ban on Ninja Swords

Posted by Keith-264 <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Keith-264' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 18, 2024, 9:56 am, in reply to "Back Labour's Ban on Ninja Swords"

Did I tell you about the couple who worked in a charity (NOT!) providing residential services somewhere in the north of England? Apparently they liked threesomes and invited another employee to join in. Her husband found out and rang the bloke at work and said that he was going to slice him up with his collection of Samurai swords. The bloke panicked and ran away, with the house keys in his pocket. When other staff rang last thing at night there was no reply and they had to break in.... Two clients left unattended.

The last working-class hero in England.

Clio the cat, ? July 1997 - 1 May 2016
Kira the cat, ? ? 2010 - 3 August 2018
Jasper the Ruffian cat ? ? ? - 4 November 2021

Re: A puke off? ..i'm in!

Posted by Sir Michael Mouse <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Sir+Michael+Mouse' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 18, 2024, 11:27 am, in reply to "Re: Back Labour's Ban on Ninja Swords"

Thanks Dan for kicking off this saturday morning puke-off. I will meet your challenge with the bbc noting that russia/china is not a partnership of equals and putin is going there 'cap in hand'...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2lekp48n78o.amp

Re: Back Labour's Ban on Ninja Swords...Patience, young grasslopper (nm)

Posted by Ed <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 18, 2024, 1:16 pm, in reply to "Back Labour's Ban on Ninja Swords"

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