Absolutely no shame coming out with this complete crock of sh!t:

*****

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ubO1CNshprk

‘I’m a big fan of the fucking Marines. Big fan of the Marines. Big fan of the US Navy generally. Because… well, there’s a little thing…. Everyone’s aware - not everyone, but most people would know - the Pax Romana when Rome ruled the world was a very peaceful time. And then there was the Pax Britannia when Britain ruled the waves and the world was relatively peaceful. And the last 70 years, the world has had peace because of the Pax Americana, which was all ‘cos the American Navy took care of shit [cheers and applause from the US crowd]. Yeah. It’s true! But, you know, history… is unintended consequence, right… So, the Berlin Wall comes down in 1989, and suddenly America hasn’t got an enemy, so every progressive government since has spent less on the Navy. They should spend more on it; the world’s a better fucking place with it.’

(via ML, who comment: 'I've often chuckled at Jimmy Carr's jokes and was waiting for the punchline, but it didn't come - he was serious' -https://nitter.poast.org/medialens/status/1963177595278684234#m '

Spanked in the comments at least:

https://nitter.poast.org/jimmycarr/status/1941210703618052279#m

BolognaShip @BolognaShip
I gave a shit and now im soiled.

Kris Tan (EmptyCityBooks.com -MTCT) @HienTan3
No , but I guess I about to find out, my poor innocent is about to get destroyed.

Top Slot @Truth359767T
[image of Carr w/ israeli flag: 'Owned by murderers. We will not forget.']

Mick Fish @MickFish695429
You smarmy sod Carr, so the last 70 years have been peaceful, eh? Seem to remember the Yanks getting their arses kicked when they tried it on in Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan, They're still trying though.

LazyCommie @Geyter
That is so f'n racist, I genuinly thought he was gonna end it on a 'well, if you only count white people obviously' or something. Jesus wept, Carr.

Hermit @BillyBo555
Do you know what a genocide is?

Alan Dunne @beersippinlefty
What a snivelling dog you are. Just as snivelling as you are ignorant.

Rob Fox @bobfoxer
Stunningly ignorant.
I doubt your Irish ancestors would agree with you about,"pax Britannica".

Robert Lewis @Robertraveller
Is it true that Carr supports Israel?

Pete @MidiPunk
How do you kill a Marine? Glue some sandpaper to the wall & yell 'ATTACK THE BEACH!' The origin of "jarhead" is fun, the navy guys would drink the fluid from the ship's compass, it was alcohol. Marines had to be party poopers & stand guard.

Tom Dossett @t0m4r53
70 years of peace? That's fucking funny, even for you.

Robbie L @rob324026298925
What the fuck are you actually shitting on about?? That crush on rachael has your head messed up! Why don't you shut up ,bend over and let a marine repay your allegiance 🖕🖕