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Jimmy Carr gets down on his knees for the US war machine

Posted by Ian M <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ian+M' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 3, 2025, 3:03 pm

Absolutely no shame coming out with this complete crock of sh!t:

*****

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ubO1CNshprk

‘I’m a big fan of the fucking Marines. Big fan of the Marines. Big fan of the US Navy generally. Because… well, there’s a little thing…. Everyone’s aware - not everyone, but most people would know - the Pax Romana when Rome ruled the world was a very peaceful time. And then there was the Pax Britannia when Britain ruled the waves and the world was relatively peaceful. And the last 70 years, the world has had peace because of the Pax Americana, which was all ‘cos the American Navy took care of shit [cheers and applause from the US crowd]. Yeah. It’s true! But, you know, history… is unintended consequence, right… So, the Berlin Wall comes down in 1989, and suddenly America hasn’t got an enemy, so every progressive government since has spent less on the Navy. They should spend more on it; the world’s a better fucking place with it.’

(via ML, who comment: 'I've often chuckled at Jimmy Carr's jokes and was waiting for the punchline, but it didn't come - he was serious' -https://nitter.poast.org/medialens/status/1963177595278684234#m '

Spanked in the comments at least:

https://nitter.poast.org/jimmycarr/status/1941210703618052279#m

BolognaShip @BolognaShip
I gave a shit and now im soiled.

Kris Tan (EmptyCityBooks.com -MTCT) @HienTan3
No , but I guess I about to find out, my poor innocent is about to get destroyed.

Top Slot @Truth359767T
[image of Carr w/ israeli flag: 'Owned by murderers. We will not forget.']

Mick Fish @MickFish695429
You smarmy sod Carr, so the last 70 years have been peaceful, eh? Seem to remember the Yanks getting their arses kicked when they tried it on in Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan, They're still trying though.

LazyCommie @Geyter
That is so f'n racist, I genuinly thought he was gonna end it on a 'well, if you only count white people obviously' or something. Jesus wept, Carr.

Hermit @BillyBo555
Do you know what a genocide is?

Alan Dunne @beersippinlefty
What a snivelling dog you are. Just as snivelling as you are ignorant.

Rob Fox @bobfoxer
Stunningly ignorant.
I doubt your Irish ancestors would agree with you about,"pax Britannica".

Robert Lewis @Robertraveller
Is it true that Carr supports Israel?

Pete @MidiPunk
How do you kill a Marine? Glue some sandpaper to the wall & yell 'ATTACK THE BEACH!' The origin of "jarhead" is fun, the navy guys would drink the fluid from the ship's compass, it was alcohol. Marines had to be party poopers & stand guard.

Tom Dossett @t0m4r53
70 years of peace? That's fucking funny, even for you.

Robbie L @rob324026298925
What the fuck are you actually shitting on about?? That crush on rachael has your head messed up! Why don't you shut up ,bend over and let a marine repay your allegiance 🖕🖕

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Remember not long ago he did the compere gig at some zionist shindig in London

Posted by RaskolnikovX <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Raskolnikov' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 3, 2025, 3:12 pm, in reply to "Jimmy Carr gets down on his knees for the US war machine"

I posted about it here but here's a random article I just grabbed:

https://www.newarab.com/news/campaigners-protest-jimmy-carr-shows-after-israel-event

He's a fucking wrong 'un. Good stand up comic but empty soul.

The corporate media are complicit in the Gaza genocide.
Never forget what they did. Never forgive them for it.

The saying is that 'When someone shows you who they really are...

Posted by Mark Doran <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Mark+Doran+66' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 3, 2025, 4:40 pm, in reply to "Remember not long ago he did the compere gig at some zionist shindig in London"

... you should believe them the first time.'

Well, I threw Carr out of my mental life after it was revealed in 2012 that he was using an aggressive tax avoidance scheme to cut his rate of tax to 1%.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K2_(tax_scheme)

The little bastard should have been shunned and ignored by everyone in the country at that point. But no-ooo...

Hell, they aren't even going to do that to the stinking Angela Rayner...

M.

He's been reading Stephen Pinker's "The Better Angels of Our Nature: Why Violence Has Declined" nm

Posted by Der <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Der' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 3, 2025, 5:26 pm, in reply to "Remember not long ago he did the compere gig at some zionist shindig in London"

Re: He's been reading Stephen Pinker's "The Better Angels of Our Nature: Why Violence Has Declined" nm

Posted by Ed <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 3, 2025, 7:09 pm, in reply to "He's been reading Stephen Pinker's "The Better Angels of Our Nature: Why Violence Has Declined" nm"

I remember Pinker having a cosy chat with Richard Dawkings and talking pure nonsense about this golden age of peace we are living in...the west that is, as they were both hinting at how that's not the case with other countries...the clear implication was that the other countries were middle eastern ones.
Of course, who might be causing the trouble there and starting wars there was not addressed.
There's no wars on our streets (at the moment) so it's a golden age of peace and who gives a fuck about it in far away lands.

"I won't dignify the attacker's words by repeating them, they are horrific and vile."

Thanks. Chomsky was quite critical and even accused Pinker of blaming the victims.

Posted by Der <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Der' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 3, 2025, 7:59 pm, in reply to "Re: He's been reading Stephen Pinker's "The Better Angels of Our Nature: Why Violence Has Declined" nm"

https://chomsky.info/20170118/

Re: Thanks. Chomsky was quite critical and even accused Pinker of blaming the victims.

Posted by steve <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=steve' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 3, 2025, 8:06 pm, in reply to "Thanks. Chomsky was quite critical and even accused Pinker of blaming the victims."

Also on topic is Herman's and Peterson's book Reality Denial: Steven Pinker's Apologetics
for Western-imPerial violence

https://coldtype.net/Assets.12/PDFs/0812.PinkerCrit.pdf

That's great! Didn't even know that existed! Anything else I might have missed by Herman/Peterson? n

Posted by Der <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Der' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 3, 2025, 8:17 pm, in reply to "Re: Thanks. Chomsky was quite critical and even accused Pinker of blaming the victims."

Forget that. That's way too much trouble. n I've got most of Herman stuff already. nm

Posted by Der <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Der' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 3, 2025, 8:42 pm, in reply to "That's great! Didn't even know that existed! Anything else I might have missed by Herman/Peterson? n"

Ha! Stiglitz re European democracy: "it’s basically one dollar, one vote,"

Posted by Morrissey <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Morrissey' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 3, 2025, 8:11 pm, in reply to "Thanks. Chomsky was quite critical and even accused Pinker of blaming the victims."

Chomsky as brilliant as always.

What PAX is he talking about?

Posted by Shyaku <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Shyaku' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 4, 2025, 1:27 am, in reply to "He's been reading Stephen Pinker's "The Better Angels of Our Nature: Why Violence Has Declined" nm"

All I really see since WW2 is mutually assured destruction, so .. credit to Russia here?

Not-so-funny comedians are a problem in New Zealand as well

Posted by Morrissey <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Morrissey' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 3, 2025, 7:24 pm, in reply to "Jimmy Carr gets down on his knees for the US war machine"

https://morrisseybreen.blogspot.com/2018/01/andrew-clay-after-comedy-show-one-is.html

https://morrisseybreen.blogspot.com/2018/01/andrew-clay-this-is-where-i-stop-being.html

And Australia as well...

https://morrisseybreen.blogspot.com/2018/11/three-thoughtful-kiwi-commentatorswell.htmlhttps://morrisseybreen.blogspot.com/2018/11/three-thoughtful-kiwi-commentatorswell.html

Sorry, here's the proper link to those moronic Australians...

Posted by Morrissey <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Morrissey' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 3, 2025, 7:26 pm, in reply to "Not-so-funny comedians are a problem in New Zealand as well"

https://morrisseybreen.blogspot.com/2018/11/three-thoughtful-kiwi-commentatorswell.html

Reminds me of the Iranian "comedian" Shaparak Khorsandi...

Posted by Ed <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Ed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 3, 2025, 9:54 pm, in reply to "Sorry, here's the proper link to those moronic Australians..."

...the well feted and at one time ubiquitous presence on UK telly, especially in the years after the illegal Iraq Invasion when no WMD were found
and attention was already turning to Iran.
She'd introduce herself saying stuff like: "Yeah, I'm from Tehran, the capital of Iran...you know, the country that actually has Weapons Of Mass Destruction".

She's good eh?
Give that girl her own show!

"I won't dignify the attacker's words by repeating them, they are horrific and vile."

Shaparak Khorsandi? As funny as pulling a woollen glove over a handful of hangnails.

Posted by Morrissey <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Morrissey' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 4, 2025, 3:57 pm, in reply to "Reminds me of the Iranian "comedian" Shaparak Khorsandi..."

As funny as Dame Ann Leslie....
https://morrisseybreen.blogspot.com/2018/01/dame-ann-leslie-arrrrgggh.html

As funny as Sacha Baron Cohen...
https://thestandard.org.nz/open-mike-24122012/#comment-566434

As funny as Chris Trotter...
https://thestandard.org.nz/open-mike-15062013/#comment-648684

Fnar!...nm

Posted by Keith-264 <iframe src='https://members5.boardhost.com/xxxxx/info/user=Keith-264' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on September 5, 2025, 12:51 pm, in reply to "Shaparak Khorsandi? As funny as pulling a woollen glove over a handful of hangnails."

The last working-class hero in England.

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