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Mission Cat Creep...

Posted by Ed

on May 14, 2026, 7:00 pm

She started off on the windosill...then the telly table...now fully installed on my head...who'd have them...bloody cats!

"I won't dignify the attacker's words by repeating them, they are horrific and vile."

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Prrrrt!....nm - Keith-264 May 14, 2026, 7:14 pm
- Shut it Steven, you ginger cat with ginger bollox (nm) - Ed May 14, 2026, 7:44 pm
  - The ruffian cats who come round for breakfast are going to sick hairballs into your shoes....nm - Keith-264 May 15, 2026, 12:40 am
    - Re: The ruffian cats who come round for breakfast are going to sick hairballs into your shoes....nm - Ed May 15, 2026, 1:33 am
Re: Mission Cat Creep... - Ian M May 14, 2026, 8:26 pm
- Got three om 'em Ian...all like to drop one now and again...stinks to high heaven! (nm) - Ed May 14, 2026, 8:33 pm
  - Re: Got three om 'em Ian...all like to drop one now and again...stinks to high heaven! (nm) - Ian M May 14, 2026, 10:57 pm
    - Re: Got three om 'em Ian...all like to drop one now and again...stinks to high heaven! (nm) - Ed May 14, 2026, 11:04 pm
      - Re: Got three om 'em Ian...all like to drop one now and again...stinks to high heaven! (nm) - Ian M May 14, 2026, 11:31 pm
        
        Fnar! - Keith-264 May 15, 2026, 12:49 am
        
        Re: Fnar! - Ed May 15, 2026, 1:41 am
        
        Re: Fnar! - Keith-264 May 15, 2026, 2:01 am
        
        That's very funny Ian... . nm - That's very funny Ian... . May 15, 2026, 1:30 am
        
        It's the way I tell 'em :) (nm) - Ian M May 15, 2026, 6:30 pm
- Cat's can be trained to use a human toilet perched on the edge with their little bums over the water - Der May 15, 2026, 10:52 pm

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