I usually cheer for Italy! But they've opted to stay at home. Ireland? Nah, even if they were here they're always shite. And everybody should have supported Roy Keane that time. Argentina? Well, I haven't forgotten the Malvinas. I bear a grudge with the best of them. But now they've gone right wing. And Zionist! Feck me! Brazil? Fecking primadonnas. Bosnia H? No way. Warmongers. Where the feck is Serbia? Russia? Cuba? North Korea? China? Feck, there's nobody. I suppose it's back to supporting any team that England are playing. Or indeed, any team that Canada or the US or Australia or South Korea or NATO member are playing.

Maybe I'll just watch the rugby. Top 14 play offs at the mo. And they play with a ball, as well. Well, sort of. And it's the rugby world cup next year. Can't wait!