at the Daily Heil link, at least when I read them. Perhaps they will have purged them since then. If even they aren't buying your story, you are in deep shit.
Meanwhile, the fraudian goes all touchy-feely, someone think of the children with their latest Novichok Anniversary piece:
There's flogging a dead horse and then there's frenziedly beating a vague puddle of blood and hair that might have been an animal once. The official Salisbury story is now definitely the latter.