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    New Monarch, new way of doing things - one of the best things on facefarts for a while Archived Message

    Posted by marknadim on September 11, 2022, 12:28 am

    With a picture of Charles

    "Now that C3 has replaced E2 there are going to be some changes around here. A message from our new King: "Listen up. I am aware of the dreadful, dreadful hardship being experienced by so many of you, and I wish to do something abite it. I am deeply ashamed that my family has not done this already. Anyone who is homeless is welcome to move into one of my many palaces and castles and stables. Anyone who cannot afford the cost of heating their homes this winter is welcome to do the same - and I shall be urging all owners of mansions, grand estates, corporate headquarters, palaces, stately homes and grand yachts - including other members of my extensive wealthy family - to follow my example. No need to dress up - just bring your rucksack and sleeping bag, claim your space. Henceforth, my homes are your homes. Those who prefer to be at one with nature are welcome to pitch their tents, tepees, yurts, etc on any of our vast lawns and estates. I don't feel entitled to be proud of my kingdom until these appalling problems are resolved. At the next State Opening of Parliament, my speech will instruct my Government to implement similar moves without delay." C3

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