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    Re: Beach Dynamics Archived Message

    Posted by Hardy on 20/9/2007, 10:15 pm, in reply to "Re: Beach Dynamics"

    Another bonus Geno is it is exactly 5 kms from home.
    With the way fuel is going thats a double bonus.

    Talking about "Snapper Hotel" well Mr and Mrs KY seem to be permanent residents at all our hotels. And as the Managing Director of "Fishy Resorts Ltd" we do like to have paying customers all year round.

    "School" holidays are a bother tho, especially the winter ones. Then Mr and Mrs Spikey and all their kids, cousies and friends move in. It gets quite costly feeding them all. Then just as quick as they take over all our rooms, they up and buggar off. We lose a few Electric jugs and toasters and linen. But we double charge them anyway.

    I have just been going through the register and I see I have quite a few bookings around late October for a Mr and Mrs Schnapps, their children and extended family. God they get more cunning every year, who do they think they are fooling by using a false name.

    And last but not least, a booking for some fish called a "Chad" and his new bride. She did the booking. Said, we will not be needing "current" transport to your resort as my new husband will be riding me down, and we are purely on a breeding excursion. Please excuse his whips, and reins, he really is a nice "catch" and he will probably kiss me when we get ashore and book into the honey moon suite.

    He wiped out a lot of my familly last year, he doesn't know what is coming. Its payback time. And I have a big mouth.

    Cheers Trev


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