I noticed the Sun had brought her freckles out, and said 'Ooh, look. You've got freckles'. And quick as a flash, she fired back with 'No you've got freckles. ON YOUR FACE!'.

She must've taken it as an insult, and responded in the classic 'I know you are, you said you are, so what am I' manner.

I suppose it's an improvement on last week though. She had a sponge in the shape of a fish, and her sister cut it in half with some scissors. So she came and told me, stamping her feet and what not, and - callously, I suppose - I laughed and said 'It's just a sponge'.

So she threatened me with a plastic knife. I guess she's her Fathers daughter.