They're regular nacho cheese Doritos but the gimmick is that one in six is extra spicy. The reference is obviously Russian Roulette but on the bag there's a picture of a roulette wheel.
The spicy chip is indeed pretty spicy. I've had to stop eating in order to drink a bunch of water and eat a cookie or something to get the burning to stop.
So it's a fun novelty. I've not seen a product like this before. It's like a game and it works. It's a legitimate snacking experience.
But the culinary experience isn't nearly as impressive. The regular Doritos are just regular Doritos. Nothing to get excited about there. And the spicy Doritos aren't bad but they're unpleasant due to the heat.
Still, kudos to the Frito Lay corporation or whoever the UK producer of Doritos is (probably Walkers...yeah...checked the bag...they probably produce Pringles here too).
But what they should do is bring back Collisions. Those were the best crisps I've ever had. Two different flavours in one bag. It was genius. And the combinations were well-thought out and complemented each other. Chicken Sizzler and Zesty Salsa was my favourite.
In other news, took a big dump yesterday. Not in volume this time but circumference. Really struggled to get that out. I don't know if it's because of the pizza or I've been eating more hamburgers recently. I thought that the pizza caused diarrhea but I've been having diarrhea for a while.
I think the diarrhea was a result of taking a crap on that diseased vomit-stained toilet for so long. But I cleaned it...I don't know...whenever that electrician came over. So a couple weeks ago, maybe. So that might be why the diarrhea has gone away.
But yeah, had some blood as a result of this extra-girthy turd. It was only maybe four inches long but quite wide. This was yesterday. And since then, a lot of violent and painful wind. It might just be painful because of the damage that stool did on the rectum but the volume of flatulence and the forcefullness is certainly unusual. Nothing to be concerned with, just something to talk about on TIY -- TMB.
What else...oh, my friend was supposed to come over this weekend but I told her that my problem had gone away (because I went back to wearing jeans to bed because it's cooler now) but that she can still come over. She said that the purpose of her visit was to help me with my sleep problem and if that's resolved there's no reason to come over. I said that I don't really care about sex and it's nice just to have somebody to talk to but whatever, I have stuff to do. Then I told her about my upcoming trip to Ireland and that if I don't get the job I'm just going to move to Finland.
She apologised and the next day asked if she could come over but I just didn't want to because I'd have to clean and whatnot. But I think she's finally realising that I'm serious about moving. She would basically just ignore these comments in the past.
But yeah, I hate London and I hate my job. I can't see any reason to stay. I certainly wouldn't want to live the rest of my life here. I mean...living in shitty, over-priced, shared houses? I'm too old for that now and it only gets worse.
And the only person I know is my friend so it could have been a lot worse if I were more sociable and had a wider network of associates. And I didn't hang out with her much anyway. It's just that I think she keeps hoping that we'll get married or something. So anyway, it will be good in that sense to finish it conclusively and hopefully she finds somebody else. But she is over 30 now and I'm not sure if she's dated anyone other than me. She says she has but I'm not convinced.
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