Oh man, I'm getting some bad stomach cramps but I took an amazing huge dump last night so I should be empty. I think that's the issue, actually. You void your bowels like this and then there's an adjustment period.

But yeah, I was really pleased that I took that crap. It was like 11.30 and I was in bed. Wanted to just sleep. There was rumbling but I could have just dozed off. But then I thought, "No, I either crap now in leisure or crap tomorrow morning in haste. Or worse: do a poo dance all day at work tomorrow".

So I went to the toilet. Good solid log and then increasingly liquified stool. It was awesome. Just dropped a huge load of diarrhea on top of some solid poop. That's the best.

I was there until midnight. Had a few movements. But mostly I was just enjoying the ambiance.

Took three flushed before it all went away. Crazy. And the smell...it smelled for a good 20 minutes afterwards. And I have one of those ventilation suction things so this was powerful stuff.

I was trying to detect the food that caused this great dump by the odour. It had a faint smell of something but I couldn't put my finger on it. There was a spice in it. Maybe from the pizza. Could be from the Doritos, I guess.

Anyway, enough about my excrement. It's my birthday tomorrow! And no work!