New Tinder match. I'm in the zone. Aushra, six feet tall, Lithuanian, a rough 31. But those people have hard lives.

I still haven't messaged 36 Joanna either.

Yuri never replied to my message but she's been in Tokyo for the past couple of weeks now. Maybe she moved there.

Anyway, enough with Tinder. I've decided to move to Finland. I think it will solve my problems. What people perceive as being socially awkward is party true but it's how Finnish people are. Maybe I'm worse than most, I don't know. But I don't think that my behaviour would be considered abnormal there.

So there's that. And if I don't want to work I don't have to work. I can do what I want. They have generous benefits there.

And the racism. It's glorious in Finland. Loud and proud. And they don't even have many blacks or Muslims there. They just want the few who are there to know that they don't approve.

And as for the ladies, there's a looker or two.

So why not? Learn the language. Self-improvement. And how awesome would it be to say to respond to my 20 year high school reunion invitation with "Sorry, can't go. I live in Finland"? It would be great.

So I'll email my cousin. I think he's getting annoyed that I haven't done this by now. The money is an issue. I'll have to blow through it before I can get benefits, I guess. That sucks but whatever. It's better than staying in shitty London.