But here's the crazy part. Just like the lovely Evie, she's an anorexic dancer. Has a bunch of pictures on her Twitter that are hugely distorted in Photoshop. So thin, muscled abs and big buttocks. Or there's one that's just they elongated the whole body and arms and hands to monstrous proportions.
What is it about me that attracts the young anorexic dancers? I'm a slim guy myself so maybe they're looking for some "thinspiration". I'm thinking I should start hanging out at the dance academies.
Anyway, this girl didn't reply to my message. I usually give up here but I'll try again with something better than " so are we running away to Paris or what?"
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