Job isn't what I want to do, though. And I've come to the conclusion that the people of Scotland are among the least mentally-gifted among our race. Exceptionally poor manners as well.
So Tinder. Not getting many matches. Tinder introduced a "super like" thing recently. Once every 12 hours you can give somebody a "super like". I've got better results with that but it's the same story: they don't reply to messages. I've discovered that my Tinder response rate is about the same as my, let's say PlentyofFish response rate (5-10%). But with Tinder, these are people who LIKED YOU BACK. So it's weird. If they liked back, it suggests some level of interest. Why "like" if you don't want to talk to the person? And usually, they don't "unlike" you, which would make sense. They just don't reply to the message.
Saw a Finnish woman. That was great. She didn't like me back, though.
So who is liking back? Couple Asian women who I "super liked". One didn't reply to a message and then unliked me a couple days later. The other unliked me before I got the chance to message her.
Then there's a horse-like woman who I think lives in Edinburgh and is 30 years old.
Then there's a hot, big-titted 25 year old. Holy crap. This has to be fake, right?
No! I think it's legitimate. Because she updated her profile today. She's a mommy!
That's another thing I've noticed. Loads of single mothers in Glasgow. At least according to Tinder. This wasn't really an issue in London but seems to be quite common in Glasgow.
I haven't messaged her yet. There's also a fat 21 year old who I matched maybe a week ago and never bothered messaging.
So...older horse women who live pretty far away, fat youngsters, and hot single mothers. That's pretty much the people who are liking me back.
I can count the number of attractive women I met up with on one hand. I think that this is a common phenomena. I mean...yeah, I'm not an underwear model. But I consider the vast majority of these women to be...how to put this...they're doing better than I am.
And as I say, this is common with internet dating because the odds are stacked so heavily in favour of women. Even fatties are expecting (and getting) good looking guys. And if you're anything other than a guy with big sexy muscles, you're relegated to bottom feeding. And even these unattractive, uneducated, mentally-ill, single mothers have a lot of options because they have the 90% of dudes who aren't on steroids to choose from. So there's competition even for these women.
It's a depressing situation. But whatever.
Hey, a call from the TV Licence people. I didn't answer. They also emailed me a few times. My license expired and they want me to renew. But...legitimately I don't have a tv so don't have to pay for the license.
I don't appreciate the harassment, though. So they can go fornicate with themselves. The license expired right before I moved so they don't even know where I am. I haven't received any TV license people in Glasgow. They'd have to get in the main door first anyway. It's a big tenement house. Like...I don't know...six or eight different flats in here. So there's that obstacle and then there's my flat door and I wouldn't answer the door if I'm not expecting someone. So they're fucked.
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