Nobody on that train from Edinburgh to Glasgow. It was awesome. When I say "nobody" I mean that literally. It was just me for most of the journey. A few people got on and off around Edinburgh and around Glasgow but in the middle bit, just me. I was the only one who made the whole journey.
It's just amazing stuff. In London, let's say you go from West Croydon to Stratford. You have to take the Overground line. That's the name of the line but it's part of the Underground network. It's 45 minutes (Glasgow to Edinburgh is about 75 minutes but close enough). You get on that train at 3.00 at Stratford and you'll get a seat because it's the first station on the route but two stations in and people will be standing. And it's like that for most of the journey.
Totally unpleasant. I hated every second of that shit. And there's always chavs and black folk causing problems.
I also stopped on the way home today at a fish and chips shop. I don't eat fish but I checked if they had anything else.
Muslim: Yes, please.
Legin: Just looking.
Muslim: Yes, please.
Legin: I'm just looking.
Muslim: Yes, please.
Legin: One minute, please.
Muslim: Yes, please.
Legin: I'll have a hamburger and chips, please.
The place was empty and I was looking at the menu. Why is this hard to understand?
Smallest place I've ever seen, by the way. You can only fit three people in there at any given time and you have to shimmy past them to get out.
So £3.70 for the hamburger and chips. Can't beat that.
I get home. It's a hamburger patty that was deep fried. I think they also had half pizzas that were deep fried.
Anyway...it was...okay, I guess. Better than fish at least. I felt sick afterwards but I think mainly in the "What did I just eat?" sense.
But yeah, the lack of ethnic minorities in Glasgow. I'm digging it. You see them ocassionally but they're not in numbers large enough to cause serious problems. They often lack social graces but when there's just one, all they can really do is walk on the wrong side of the pavement or something like this. They aren't picking fights and yelling and playing loud music and whatnot.
But speaking of black folk, my friend is coming to visit. When I was in London, I suggested that she could come up on a bank holiday or something but I haven't mentioned it subsequently. But then she hinted at it saying that she was using the toiletries that I got her and when she's rubbing herself with them she's reminded of me. Then a few days later she asked if I've seen some peanutbutter Oreos and if not, she'll bring them down to me when she visits.
She's used the direction "down" a few times in regard to Scotland. I find it odd. "How are things down in Scotland?" for example. But Scotland is up from England. Just something that interests me.
So anyway, I ask when she's thinking of visiting. She says that she's looking at prices but it's quite steep and asks if I know of a place to get cheaper tickets. I tell her not to worry about it and I'll pay for them. It's going to be like £130 but...you know...£130 for two nights of unlimited intercourse is a great deal.
So she thanked me and said that I know how to make somebody feel special. Indeed. I'm a great person.
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