Some dumb kid in the fifth grade said "tough titties" in class and the former nun teacher chastised him for it. She was embarassed by it, though. "A tittie is a lady's breast" or something. He feigned ignorance.

Of course in colloquial terms one can speak of "titties" or "tits" as the entire breast. Indeed, this is probably the main use for these terms. But more specifically, it's also used when refering to just the nipples. Comes from "teat" which was (and probably still is) a common term used down on the farm. As we've moved from an agricultural to an industrial society, we've lost this connection which lead to clueless fifth graders talking about tits to former nuns.

Speaking of tits and celibate women, that odd "Lisa" woman used to talk about her nipples getting hard when we'd talk on webcam. This was her way of telling me that she was horny. But it's kind of weird. The usual indicator of female arousal is a wet pussy. I mean, yes the nipples get hard as well but most women would surely comment on the wetness downstairs rather than the hardness upstairs.

She said that she had big nipples so maybe she was more preoccupied by them than other women. Actually, it was the areolas that she said were bigger but maybe the nipples were larger as well.

Do women even play with their tits when they're masturbating? They do in porn but I think that's just for the viewer's benefit. Physically, it seems challenging. Do you suppose Lisa was sitting there squeezing her hard nipples with both hands while a vibrator was lodged in her wet slot going at full speed? I guess you can use one hand for the boobs and one for the vagina but even that, I don't think women are doing much. Maybe I'm wrong.

But speaking of vibrators, we were going to meet up and she was going to suck my penis and let me stick it in her box no-condom and whatnot so I bought her some gifts. One was this unexpectedly huge vibrator. It was like a novelty vibrator. She'd really have to lube up for that thing. And how would I have got a ten inch realistic penis-shaped vibrator through customs anyway?

I'm surprised that I never showed her it on webcam. I got some other stuff too. Some lingerie. Don't think I showed her it either but she did suggest that I masturbate with the bra. This was pre-webcam. "It would really make me horny thinking that you masturbated with it. You can cum on it a little too." I don't think I came on it but I wrapped the cups around the penis and went to town. It was alright. Something different, I guess.

But yeah, thinking back I bought this stuff while I was still in Rhode Island. So I wasn't planning on coming to England then. Yeah, that's right. She was planning, at least in her fantasy world, to come to the US.

Anyway, it's too bad that those chat logs are gone. I'm sure that Lisa still has them on some old compouter but she refuses to send them to me. They could be the basis for a great erotic novel. Or as erotic as a man masturbating on webcam can be.