Speaking of dead wrestlers, I've been doing some Facebook stalking of former classmates. Trying to find people who I went to grade school with. It's tougher because for one thing I don't have yearsbooks with me.

But I've found a few. Here's a girl who went out with a friend of mine for years. She lives in Florida now. So that's cool. Got out of the ghetto.

I've mentioned this before but my friend was the only person who had a girlfriend in the fifth grade. And he wasn't exactly a looker. He was just smooth with the ladies, I guess. In college, he was dating some significantly older woman. So...I guess that's something that a lady's man of that age might do.

Anyway, it's a weird looking family. She wasn't a looker either. My friend isn't on Facebook that I can tell.

Aw yeah. Here we go. I enjoy this story.

I see that this guy MG recently started updating his Facebook profile. He was the big student athlete in grade school. Good at basketball. Of course, in reality all it took to be good as basketball as a kid was to have parents who taught you how to play from an early age. And that's what he had. He wasn't tall or muscular or anything.

But looking back...he was probably the most popular guy in our class. Not sure why. There's the sports thing. Maybe girls thought he was cute. He wasn't a great student. In Group 2. Eh...I don't know.

There were a couple of incidents of him making fun of me. He jammed his finger in my face and said to a classmate, "Look! Malnutrition!". It's just because I have light skin so the area under my eyes are dark.

Then there was the time when I was sitting next to him at lunch and he said, "Can you move over one?" I moved over. Then he said, "One more". And I said, "Man, forget this" and sat with some other kids. He apologised but he's a dick.

So where is he now? Did he marry the most popular girl in our school (who still lives in the ghetto and works an industrial job)? No. And he could because he also still lives in the ghetto and works an industrial job.

Unmarried. No kids. Recently posted a picture of a top-heavy woman getting her boobs fondled. He posted under it that he'll get that in Heaven. Breasts seem to be beyond his reach here on earth.

A lot of pictures of him with fish.

So that's his life. Pathetic.

I've lived in the UK for over a decade. Even if I go back to the US, I've still done more than that clown will ever do. The man never even left his hometown. As far as I can tell, he's never had intercourse.

On the other hand, I've received another email from my friend offering some loving. I don't encourage this at all. I didn't even expect to see her again since leaving London. She just invited herself over and I thought, "why not?".

I mean...I just don't think it's going to work. And I've told her this many, many times. We can be friends but I think that she wants something more.

It's sad. I'm not even sure if she likes me. She doesn't dislike me but I get the feeling that it's more of a "I'm over 30, I haven't dated anyone else, I need to grab onto this."

It's just not a good idea. I'll probably kill myself in the next few years so not a good situation to put somebody in.

Still, I appreciate the offer. There aren't many people offering to have sex with me. And I dare say that nobody is offering to have sex with MG. So...I win.